A moment for a bit of personal boasting - especially near the end of 2026, in the thick of a transition where artificial intelligence is taking over professional brain-power:
If your website manages not only to load every single page successfully - in under 4 seconds (counted via mind and/or fingers) - but also avoids any weird or serious slowdowns, glitches or gfx artifacts, then I've some good news for you...
A handshake as a symbol of mutual respect and brotherhood - between equals - among scribble-masters of HTML & CSS. Should that not be the case, well... out of politeness, I’ll just say that it’s never too late to make amends and learn.
And remind! No compiling programming on webpages... You stating this in black and white, in big and bold letters and repeat it daily, like a mantra mixed with a prayer.
One day you'll thank me... or hate me.
❤️ And to conclude... + 🗣️ Comment Section
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